1 00:00:18,801 --> 00:00:20,759 Hey, pay attention, Fuckers... 2 00:00:20,759 --> 00:00:22,761 You stole that Wurlitzer from my shop. 3 00:00:22,761 --> 00:00:24,067 I want it back. 4 00:00:24,067 --> 00:00:25,547 This isn't what it looks like. 5 00:00:25,547 --> 00:00:27,070 The gay mafia are after me. 6 00:00:27,070 --> 00:00:28,376 I need this cash! 7 00:00:28,376 --> 00:00:30,204 I know where to find you jukebox, 8 00:00:30,204 --> 00:00:31,988 and the ass-clown who boosted it. 9 00:00:31,988 --> 00:00:33,729 Someone wishes to buy this cursed business 10 00:00:33,729 --> 00:00:35,078 that haemorrhages money. 11 00:00:35,078 --> 00:00:36,340 You're selling the dealership? 12 00:00:36,340 --> 00:00:37,994 This place is Richard's dream, 13 00:00:37,994 --> 00:00:40,083 and the it's the only thing holding this family together. 14 00:00:40,083 --> 00:00:42,781 Your dream lounge, the Summerwind? 15 00:00:42,781 --> 00:00:44,348 You pinned all your hopes 16 00:00:44,348 --> 00:00:47,308 on the only emotion connection you ever had with Ken! 17 00:00:47,308 --> 00:00:50,093 The song that he played for you as a baby! 18 00:00:50,093 --> 00:00:51,573 Help us get out of here! 19 00:00:51,573 --> 00:00:53,183 Oh God! 20 00:00:53,183 --> 00:00:54,402 Aliens? 21 00:00:54,402 --> 00:00:56,186 - Meghan? - She is all yours now. 22 00:00:56,186 --> 00:00:57,666 I am having this baby. 23 00:00:57,666 --> 00:00:59,755 Baby! I'll drive! 24 00:00:59,755 --> 00:01:01,104 Oh my gosh, do something! 25 00:01:01,104 --> 00:01:02,584 Come back here! 26 00:01:02,584 --> 00:01:04,673 - Escape the country? - What? 27 00:01:04,673 --> 00:01:05,978 Good idea, Meghan. 28 00:01:05,978 --> 00:01:07,371 Oh my God! 29 00:01:07,371 --> 00:01:09,330 No thanks, everyone. I'm fine. 30 00:01:09,330 --> 00:01:10,722 Hello? Hello? 31 00:01:15,510 --> 00:01:17,120 A lot of stupid shit goes through your mind 32 00:01:17,120 --> 00:01:18,904 when you're breaking out of prison. 33 00:01:18,904 --> 00:01:21,081 [screaming] 34 00:01:21,081 --> 00:01:23,083 But when the spotlight is on you 35 00:01:23,083 --> 00:01:24,780 and you've got your nuts in a vise, 36 00:01:24,780 --> 00:01:29,001 the only thing that matters is getting the fuck out. 37 00:01:29,001 --> 00:01:31,178 Escape is a state of mind. 38 00:01:31,178 --> 00:01:33,136 And there's no prison 39 00:01:33,136 --> 00:01:34,920 that Fitzy can't break out of. 40 00:01:37,619 --> 00:01:38,750 No way! 41 00:01:38,750 --> 00:01:40,274 - Meghan? - Fitz? 42 00:01:40,274 --> 00:01:41,753 Fuck. 43 00:01:41,753 --> 00:01:43,451 Where the fuck's Houdini when you need him? 44 00:01:43,451 --> 00:01:44,974 [cell door slamming] 45 00:01:44,974 --> 00:02:25,145 [♪] 46 00:02:29,410 --> 00:02:31,499 Oh, for the love of fuck, it's coming! 47 00:02:31,499 --> 00:02:32,935 Don't worry, Miss Devon, 48 00:02:32,935 --> 00:02:34,632 we will get you to the hospital safe and sound 49 00:02:34,632 --> 00:02:36,330 and in time to witness this beautiful, 50 00:02:36,330 --> 00:02:37,331 miraculous... 51 00:02:37,331 --> 00:02:39,115 I need motherfucking drugs. 52 00:02:39,115 --> 00:02:41,378 I got some meth, but it's prison meth. 53 00:02:41,378 --> 00:02:44,425 I got hash, and Oxy Contin. 54 00:02:44,425 --> 00:02:45,730 Oxy? I could use a hit. 55 00:02:45,730 --> 00:02:46,818 Get in line. 56 00:02:46,818 --> 00:02:48,255 You're fucking kidding me. 57 00:02:48,255 --> 00:02:49,734 Halfsies? 58 00:02:49,734 --> 00:02:51,127 I'm the one in labour. 59 00:02:51,127 --> 00:02:52,563 Try to hold off having the kid in the car, will ya? 60 00:02:52,563 --> 00:02:54,565 It'll stain the leather and kill the re-sale value. 61 00:02:56,045 --> 00:02:57,133 Whoa! 62 00:02:57,133 --> 00:02:59,091 What the fuck are you doing? 63 00:02:59,091 --> 00:03:00,832 Fuck, you don't have to have it in the ditch! 64 00:03:00,832 --> 00:03:02,704 Oh, I'm not. 65 00:03:02,704 --> 00:03:04,227 Get out! 66 00:03:04,227 --> 00:03:05,620 What the hell did I do? 67 00:03:05,620 --> 00:03:07,709 What haven't you done! 68 00:03:07,709 --> 00:03:09,580 You're unemployed, 69 00:03:09,580 --> 00:03:11,234 you've never made it to any of the doctor's appointments, 70 00:03:11,234 --> 00:03:12,888 you're never around! 71 00:03:12,888 --> 00:03:15,151 I broke out of prison! For you! 72 00:03:17,588 --> 00:03:19,851 When have you ever done anything in your life 73 00:03:19,851 --> 00:03:21,810 for anyone but yourself? 74 00:03:21,810 --> 00:03:23,203 Okay, food for thought. 75 00:03:23,203 --> 00:03:25,030 And since Richard is an escaped convict, 76 00:03:25,030 --> 00:03:26,380 maybe we can ponder this on the road. 77 00:03:26,380 --> 00:03:27,685 Let's -Can we get a move on, please? 78 00:03:27,685 --> 00:03:30,601 You shut the fuck up! 79 00:03:30,601 --> 00:03:32,603 I will not let you smear your failure 80 00:03:32,603 --> 00:03:35,127 all over this baby. 81 00:03:35,127 --> 00:03:38,261 Get out of my life, you fucking... 82 00:03:38,261 --> 00:03:40,568 ...loser! 83 00:03:40,568 --> 00:03:43,440 [echoes] 84 00:03:50,230 --> 00:03:52,971 - Hey! Hey! Fuck! - Richard! 85 00:03:52,971 --> 00:03:55,060 Don't leave me here with this crazy broad! 86 00:03:55,060 --> 00:03:56,323 Oh God! 87 00:03:56,323 --> 00:03:57,759 Richard! 88 00:03:57,759 --> 00:03:59,761 Richard, I know this is a trying time for us, 89 00:03:59,761 --> 00:04:02,329 but it's also an excellent opportunity to dig deep, 90 00:04:02,329 --> 00:04:03,939 and find out what's really going on here. 91 00:04:03,939 --> 00:04:05,375 Huh? 92 00:04:05,375 --> 00:04:07,072 Breathe! Breathe! 93 00:04:07,072 --> 00:04:08,248 No, really, what's going on here? 94 00:04:09,901 --> 00:04:11,642 She thinks I'm a loser! 95 00:04:11,642 --> 00:04:13,731 No, I doubt that's true. 96 00:04:13,731 --> 00:04:15,777 Did you hear me, Fitz? 97 00:04:15,777 --> 00:04:17,996 You're a fuckin' loser! 98 00:04:19,868 --> 00:04:22,087 I can't have my fucking kid 99 00:04:22,087 --> 00:04:23,959 thinking his old man is a loser! 100 00:04:23,959 --> 00:04:25,221 Let's work on this in the car! 101 00:04:25,221 --> 00:04:26,614 I have to get the dealership back 102 00:04:26,614 --> 00:04:28,268 from those two carbomb-istanis. 103 00:04:28,268 --> 00:04:31,271 Let's figure out how to pay for that in the car! 104 00:04:31,271 --> 00:04:33,011 You get her to the hospital, 105 00:04:33,011 --> 00:04:34,578 I'll take care of the dealership. 106 00:04:34,578 --> 00:04:35,840 And evade the police? 107 00:04:35,840 --> 00:04:37,189 I'll call you in an hour. 108 00:04:41,585 --> 00:04:43,544 Two hours. 109 00:04:46,547 --> 00:04:47,504 Oh! 110 00:04:47,504 --> 00:04:48,810 That's right! 111 00:04:48,810 --> 00:04:50,072 Drive! 112 00:04:50,072 --> 00:04:52,596 Find the closest motel! 113 00:04:54,294 --> 00:04:57,079 Oh, I can handle this. I don't need him. 114 00:04:57,079 --> 00:04:58,602 I've been through worse. 115 00:04:58,602 --> 00:05:00,343 I told you the kid was a loser. 116 00:05:00,343 --> 00:05:02,345 He's actually a winner now, sir. 117 00:05:02,345 --> 00:05:04,782 Richard has decided to make the baby proud, 118 00:05:04,782 --> 00:05:06,828 and buy back the dealership. 119 00:05:06,828 --> 00:05:08,133 - The dealership? - Yep. 120 00:05:08,133 --> 00:05:09,831 Over my dead body! 121 00:05:09,831 --> 00:05:11,049 You said you didn't want it. 122 00:05:11,049 --> 00:05:12,703 First rule of business: Lie. 123 00:05:15,967 --> 00:05:17,578 You should be proud too, Ali, 124 00:05:17,578 --> 00:05:19,362 because you and the baby 125 00:05:19,362 --> 00:05:21,625 are having a positive effect on the Fitzpatricks. 126 00:05:21,625 --> 00:05:22,757 - Hey! Hey! - It's true. 127 00:05:22,757 --> 00:05:24,411 Oh... 128 00:05:24,411 --> 00:05:25,716 What are you doing! Hey! 129 00:05:25,716 --> 00:05:27,675 That's my truck, man! 130 00:05:29,416 --> 00:05:30,765 You can't keep me here, you know. 131 00:05:30,765 --> 00:05:32,984 This is a men's prison. I'm a woman. 132 00:05:32,984 --> 00:05:35,335 It is clearly a violation of the, uh... 133 00:05:35,335 --> 00:05:36,945 Geneva Convention. 134 00:05:36,945 --> 00:05:37,859 And if I actually get violated, 135 00:05:37,859 --> 00:05:39,643 that's another violation. 136 00:05:39,643 --> 00:05:41,471 So let me take a wild guess... 137 00:05:41,471 --> 00:05:43,038 You just happened to be in the neighbourhood 138 00:05:43,038 --> 00:05:44,779 on the night that your brother and father 139 00:05:44,779 --> 00:05:46,084 broke out of jail? 140 00:05:46,084 --> 00:05:47,912 No, stupid! 141 00:05:47,912 --> 00:05:50,219 I was here because my stupid brother's stupid girlfriend 142 00:05:50,219 --> 00:05:51,394 was in stupid labour, so... 143 00:05:51,394 --> 00:05:53,004 She is? 144 00:05:53,004 --> 00:05:54,310 Where did they take her? 145 00:05:55,964 --> 00:05:58,401 What can you do for me? 146 00:05:58,401 --> 00:06:00,098 I'm up on tax evasion charges 147 00:06:00,098 --> 00:06:02,100 because of my dad's church scam... 148 00:06:02,100 --> 00:06:04,189 I want immunity. 149 00:06:07,758 --> 00:06:09,151 By the power invested in me by the town of Coverton, 150 00:06:09,151 --> 00:06:12,589 I now declare you not guilty, okay? 151 00:06:12,589 --> 00:06:14,243 They were headed back into town. 152 00:06:14,243 --> 00:06:15,723 Daddy and Richard were fighting about the dealership, 153 00:06:15,723 --> 00:06:17,028 Ali was all like, "I'm havin' a baby, 154 00:06:17,028 --> 00:06:18,247 I'm a fuckin' idiot!", so... 155 00:06:18,247 --> 00:06:20,249 - Thank you. - Okay. 156 00:06:20,249 --> 00:06:22,120 - Arrest her. - What? 157 00:06:22,120 --> 00:06:24,471 Aiding and abetting escaped prisoners. 158 00:06:24,471 --> 00:06:26,037 You can't do that! Put me down! 159 00:06:26,037 --> 00:06:27,604 What the fuck! 160 00:06:28,823 --> 00:06:31,260 Gentlemen... It's been a pleasure. 161 00:06:33,393 --> 00:06:35,786 We countersign when we get the money. 162 00:06:38,093 --> 00:06:40,835 You get the $500,000 163 00:06:40,835 --> 00:06:43,272 when you sign these documents. 164 00:06:43,272 --> 00:06:45,056 Well, it would appear we are in the midst 165 00:06:45,056 --> 00:06:47,276 of a Mexican stand-off. 166 00:06:52,934 --> 00:06:56,067 I blackmailed Elaine Fitzpatrick 167 00:06:56,067 --> 00:06:58,461 for her shares in this dealership. 168 00:06:58,461 --> 00:07:01,638 You think I'm scared of you? 169 00:07:01,638 --> 00:07:02,944 Sign! 170 00:07:02,944 --> 00:07:05,120 [clears throat] 171 00:07:25,183 --> 00:07:26,576 Thank you. 172 00:07:32,974 --> 00:07:34,541 [sighs] 173 00:07:38,980 --> 00:07:40,198 If we did not need the money, 174 00:07:40,198 --> 00:07:42,766 never would I sell to that harpy! 175 00:07:42,766 --> 00:07:45,029 They need both our signatures to sell, cousin... 176 00:07:45,029 --> 00:07:47,554 And right now, she only has yours. 177 00:07:49,425 --> 00:07:50,992 Swift thinking, cousin! 178 00:07:50,992 --> 00:07:53,777 Once again, the Ruptals have tactical advantage. 179 00:07:53,777 --> 00:07:54,952 Excellent. 180 00:07:54,952 --> 00:07:57,607 [phone rings] 181 00:07:57,607 --> 00:07:58,913 Fitzpatrick Motors, 182 00:07:58,913 --> 00:08:01,393 currently run by the far superior cousins Ruptal. 183 00:08:01,393 --> 00:08:04,222 Not for long, fucks. 184 00:08:04,222 --> 00:08:06,355 I want to buy my dealership back. 185 00:08:06,355 --> 00:08:08,836 I made a mint on that church scam. 186 00:08:08,836 --> 00:08:10,664 It's the infirm Fitzpatrick! 187 00:08:10,664 --> 00:08:12,753 He too wishes to purchase the dealership! 188 00:08:12,753 --> 00:08:14,929 Let's negotiate. Haggle! 189 00:08:14,929 --> 00:08:17,018 You know, foreplay, for you ethnics. 190 00:08:17,018 --> 00:08:18,454 The flashing lights of opportunity 191 00:08:18,454 --> 00:08:20,021 dance around us, cousin! 192 00:08:20,021 --> 00:08:21,892 We will sell the dealership twice! 193 00:08:23,372 --> 00:08:24,852 Meet us at the DUI. 194 00:08:24,852 --> 00:08:26,941 Bring cash. 195 00:08:29,900 --> 00:08:33,687 [siren wailing] 196 00:08:33,687 --> 00:08:35,427 Fuck. 197 00:08:58,886 --> 00:09:01,932 License and registration. 198 00:09:01,932 --> 00:09:03,543 Of course. 199 00:09:07,111 --> 00:09:09,374 My name is Paco. 200 00:09:09,374 --> 00:09:12,203 Paco Vasquez. 201 00:09:12,203 --> 00:09:14,684 I'm on my way to a costume party. 202 00:09:14,684 --> 00:09:18,558 That's funny, Mr Vasquez. 203 00:09:18,558 --> 00:09:21,343 You look an awful lot like an APB they just put out... 204 00:09:21,343 --> 00:09:23,301 Ken Fitzpatrick. 205 00:09:23,301 --> 00:09:26,609 Look, officer, I'm just trying to do a little business here. 206 00:09:26,609 --> 00:09:30,047 Yeah, me too. 207 00:09:30,047 --> 00:09:32,049 I got a buddy looking for you. 208 00:09:32,049 --> 00:09:34,574 A real... 209 00:09:34,574 --> 00:09:36,097 ...good buddy, if you know what I mean. 210 00:09:48,109 --> 00:09:49,501 Fuck. 211 00:09:49,501 --> 00:09:51,547 The gay mob. 212 00:09:51,547 --> 00:09:52,983 Cocksucker! 213 00:09:52,983 --> 00:09:54,985 You say that like it's a bad thing. 214 00:09:56,770 --> 00:09:58,032 Out of the car. 215 00:09:58,032 --> 00:09:59,033 Fuck! 216 00:10:09,609 --> 00:10:11,262 Hey Fitzy! 217 00:10:11,262 --> 00:10:14,091 I can see that orange jumpsuit from 5000 feet! 218 00:10:15,353 --> 00:10:17,051 What the fuck, Josh? 219 00:10:18,705 --> 00:10:20,489 Just here to get my stash, and I'm out of here, man. 220 00:10:20,489 --> 00:10:21,838 No, no... 221 00:10:21,838 --> 00:10:23,144 Fuck, Josh, I need your help! 222 00:10:23,144 --> 00:10:24,667 Bad timing, Fitzy. 223 00:10:24,667 --> 00:10:26,756 I gotta get out of the country before I kill the Ruptals. 224 00:10:26,756 --> 00:10:29,106 You leave now, your C.O.'s just gonna send someone else. 225 00:10:29,106 --> 00:10:31,195 Oh God, you're right, they're doomed. 226 00:10:31,195 --> 00:10:32,719 You gotta help me save 'em! 227 00:10:32,719 --> 00:10:34,764 No, fuck that, Josh! I'm an escaped fucking felon! 228 00:10:34,764 --> 00:10:36,026 I gotta figure out how to get this shit palace back 229 00:10:36,026 --> 00:10:37,854 before my kid is born! 230 00:10:37,854 --> 00:10:38,812 You think you work for the government, 231 00:10:38,812 --> 00:10:40,117 you'll figure something out! 232 00:10:40,117 --> 00:10:41,466 Know what, I was a government agent! 233 00:10:41,466 --> 00:10:42,816 And I'm not gonna kill the Ruptals! 234 00:10:42,816 --> 00:10:44,339 I need you to help save those men! 235 00:10:44,339 --> 00:10:45,732 Both of them! 236 00:10:45,732 --> 00:10:48,386 Larry, I do not want to have my baby in a garage! 237 00:10:48,386 --> 00:10:49,736 What the fuck, Larry, 238 00:10:49,736 --> 00:10:50,998 you're supposed to take her to the hospital! 239 00:10:50,998 --> 00:10:54,131 There's no time. The head... The head! 240 00:10:54,131 --> 00:10:57,178 Will someone call me a fucking ambulance? 241 00:10:57,178 --> 00:10:59,484 Look, as I have explained - repeatedly - 242 00:10:59,484 --> 00:11:01,269 we can't risk involving the authorities! 243 00:11:01,269 --> 00:11:02,879 Richard is an escaped felon! 244 00:11:02,879 --> 00:11:04,011 I'm not! 245 00:11:04,011 --> 00:11:05,534 Try to hold on until I get my place back. 246 00:11:05,534 --> 00:11:06,927 Fuck you! 247 00:11:06,927 --> 00:11:08,493 Would someone just call me a cab? 248 00:11:08,493 --> 00:11:10,060 You're a cab. 249 00:11:10,060 --> 00:11:11,540 I'll call my own cab. 250 00:11:11,540 --> 00:11:13,324 No, no! My kid is gonna have an old man 251 00:11:13,324 --> 00:11:14,586 that he can be proud of. 252 00:11:14,586 --> 00:11:15,979 How much time do I have? 253 00:11:15,979 --> 00:11:17,807 The contractions are four minutes apart. 254 00:11:17,807 --> 00:11:20,114 Godspeed, Richard. Godspeed! 255 00:11:20,114 --> 00:11:21,332 I gotta lie down! 256 00:11:21,332 --> 00:11:24,466 Listen, for the love of kid, I'll help you. 257 00:11:24,466 --> 00:11:26,424 But you've gotta promise me... 258 00:11:26,424 --> 00:11:28,252 You promise me that when you talk to the Ruptals, 259 00:11:28,252 --> 00:11:30,515 you will not tell them that I have to kill them. 260 00:11:32,082 --> 00:11:33,475 Give me the dealership, pronto, 261 00:11:33,475 --> 00:11:34,650 or Josh will have to kill you. 262 00:11:34,650 --> 00:11:36,043 Dude! Really? 263 00:11:36,043 --> 00:11:38,262 Josh, surely this is a joke. 264 00:11:38,262 --> 00:11:40,743 Tell them. 265 00:11:40,743 --> 00:11:42,658 Operation Blackout. 266 00:11:42,658 --> 00:11:44,138 Terminate suspected terrorists 267 00:11:44,138 --> 00:11:47,271 Ruptal Jhalalawan and Ruptal Jhalalatu. 268 00:11:47,271 --> 00:11:49,012 With extreme prejudice. 269 00:11:49,012 --> 00:11:51,058 It was nose hair clippers, okay? 270 00:11:51,058 --> 00:11:52,755 I... I could never hijack a plane 271 00:11:52,755 --> 00:11:53,756 with nose hair clippers! 272 00:11:53,756 --> 00:11:55,105 It's not just that. 273 00:11:55,105 --> 00:11:57,064 The feds have a file on you a mile thick. 274 00:11:57,064 --> 00:11:58,239 For what? 275 00:11:58,239 --> 00:12:00,458 C-4 in your stationary closet? 276 00:12:00,458 --> 00:12:02,460 No, that was me. 277 00:12:02,460 --> 00:12:03,723 Or the jihad that you declared on Ken? 278 00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:05,202 No, that was Fitz. 279 00:12:05,202 --> 00:12:07,683 All this time, I was a mission? 280 00:12:07,683 --> 00:12:09,859 I thought we were friends. 281 00:12:11,121 --> 00:12:12,775 Hey, wait... wait! 282 00:12:12,775 --> 00:12:14,472 You were a mission... 283 00:12:14,472 --> 00:12:15,952 Became a friend. 284 00:12:15,952 --> 00:12:17,562 Bottom line is you're dead men if you stay here. 285 00:12:17,562 --> 00:12:19,129 You sign over your shares in the dealership to me, 286 00:12:19,129 --> 00:12:21,001 I'll get you new identities, a ride. 287 00:12:21,001 --> 00:12:22,437 We'll fake your deaths. 288 00:12:22,437 --> 00:12:24,787 I have no doubt you're an expert in faking things. 289 00:12:24,787 --> 00:12:26,354 We'll give you until midnight. 290 00:12:26,354 --> 00:12:28,225 - Ring a ding ding. - Listen, I - 291 00:12:33,578 --> 00:12:37,060 Cousin, this is perfect! 292 00:12:37,060 --> 00:12:38,801 By the time they uncover our treachery, 293 00:12:38,801 --> 00:12:41,935 we'll be.. "dead". 294 00:12:41,935 --> 00:12:43,806 We sell the dealership three times! 295 00:12:43,806 --> 00:12:45,677 - Wonderful! - Wish I were dead. 296 00:12:47,201 --> 00:12:48,811 All right, you take care of the IDs, the car, 297 00:12:48,811 --> 00:12:49,986 and faking their deaths. 298 00:12:49,986 --> 00:12:52,032 I'll get a burger. 299 00:12:52,032 --> 00:12:54,817 Ruptal loved burgers. With pickles. 300 00:12:54,817 --> 00:12:56,645 [phone rings] Fuck. 301 00:12:56,645 --> 00:12:58,778 Too late, shit bubble. 302 00:12:58,778 --> 00:13:00,170 I just signed a deal with the Ruptals. 303 00:13:00,170 --> 00:13:02,129 By midnight, the dealership will be mine. 304 00:13:02,129 --> 00:13:03,870 I need to talk to you about something. 305 00:13:03,870 --> 00:13:05,175 About what? 306 00:13:05,175 --> 00:13:07,438 The father/son dance I was gonna ask you to. 307 00:13:07,438 --> 00:13:09,527 What the fuck do you think? 308 00:13:09,527 --> 00:13:12,008 The gay mob nabbed me off Exit 9. 309 00:13:12,008 --> 00:13:14,706 I need you to get my Wurlitzer from the storage unit. 310 00:13:14,706 --> 00:13:16,143 And why should I give a fuck? 311 00:13:16,143 --> 00:13:18,145 Because you helped this repressed cock-lover 312 00:13:18,145 --> 00:13:19,668 get it out of Florida. 313 00:13:19,668 --> 00:13:21,888 That puts both of you on my shit list! 314 00:13:21,888 --> 00:13:24,586 [cocks gun] That's not a list you want to be on, sugar. 315 00:13:24,586 --> 00:13:26,501 Look, just get the thing, will ya! 316 00:13:26,501 --> 00:13:27,894 All right, fine. 317 00:13:27,894 --> 00:13:29,330 I'll get your fuckin' Wurlitzer. 318 00:13:29,330 --> 00:13:30,679 On one condition... 319 00:13:30,679 --> 00:13:33,116 You're in no position to negotiate, slick. 320 00:13:33,116 --> 00:13:34,770 I was talking to the half-sack. 321 00:13:34,770 --> 00:13:35,945 I do this for you, 322 00:13:35,945 --> 00:13:37,251 you drop your bid for the dealership. 323 00:13:37,251 --> 00:13:38,339 Got it? 324 00:13:38,339 --> 00:13:41,472 Fuck. 325 00:13:41,472 --> 00:13:43,474 Deal. 326 00:13:43,474 --> 00:13:45,041 You got one hour. 327 00:13:46,869 --> 00:13:48,915 Larry, get me out of here... 328 00:13:48,915 --> 00:13:51,526 Don't think of this as a garage, 329 00:13:51,526 --> 00:13:54,659 think of it as an automotive birthing station. 330 00:13:54,659 --> 00:13:55,878 Huh? 331 00:13:55,878 --> 00:13:58,011 My child will be born in a crack den. 332 00:13:58,011 --> 00:13:59,882 You couldn't put down some plastic first? 333 00:13:59,882 --> 00:14:01,449 - Where's Richard? - I don't know. 334 00:14:01,449 --> 00:14:03,277 Don't worry, Ali Devon, I will find him. 335 00:14:03,277 --> 00:14:04,844 You stay with her. 336 00:14:07,368 --> 00:14:09,152 Tell me you know something about delivering a baby 337 00:14:09,152 --> 00:14:12,025 because I have no fucking idea. 338 00:14:12,025 --> 00:14:13,765 Let Uncle Joshy handle this. 339 00:14:13,765 --> 00:14:16,768 For he has an earthquake kit. 340 00:14:21,425 --> 00:14:22,557 Ali-bear! It's Chester! 341 00:14:22,557 --> 00:14:23,993 Chester Vince! 342 00:14:23,993 --> 00:14:26,561 Look, I don't care what some DNA test 343 00:14:26,561 --> 00:14:27,910 or a restraining order says, 344 00:14:27,910 --> 00:14:29,738 I am that child's father, okay? 345 00:14:29,738 --> 00:14:31,566 I massaged that belly, 346 00:14:31,566 --> 00:14:33,089 and I sang to that foetus, 347 00:14:33,089 --> 00:14:35,004 and I was the one who slept on the couch! 348 00:14:35,004 --> 00:14:36,963 So give me a chance! 349 00:14:36,963 --> 00:14:38,616 A chance to be the most attentive 350 00:14:38,616 --> 00:14:40,488 father in the world! 351 00:14:40,488 --> 00:14:41,881 Well, it's official. 352 00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:43,056 Chester Vince has been appointed 353 00:14:43,056 --> 00:14:44,927 vacated seat of disgraced councillor 354 00:14:44,927 --> 00:14:47,843 and felon at large, Richard Fitzpatrick. 355 00:14:47,843 --> 00:14:49,758 Don't forget your friends on the air, Mr. Vi- 356 00:14:49,758 --> 00:14:51,673 Sweet mother of Zeus![tires squeal] 357 00:14:55,720 --> 00:14:57,157 Fuck me. 358 00:14:57,157 --> 00:14:59,507 Didn't that twat farm ever throw anything away? 359 00:15:04,033 --> 00:15:05,165 Ah! Oh! 360 00:15:11,998 --> 00:15:13,738 Richard? 361 00:15:13,738 --> 00:15:15,958 Don't worry, I left Ali with Josh. 362 00:15:15,958 --> 00:15:17,525 You fucking idiot! 363 00:15:17,525 --> 00:15:19,092 I'm trying to show her I'm not a loser, 364 00:15:19,092 --> 00:15:21,485 and now Josh is the first face that kid is gonna see? 365 00:15:22,791 --> 00:15:24,793 - Right. - Fuck. 366 00:15:24,793 --> 00:15:27,448 Oh, what's the fucking point? 367 00:15:27,448 --> 00:15:30,581 The kid deserves better - not an old man who's a- 368 00:15:30,581 --> 00:15:32,105 Don't you say it, Richard. 369 00:15:32,105 --> 00:15:34,368 Because it is not true. 370 00:15:34,368 --> 00:15:37,327 You are not the L word. 371 00:15:37,327 --> 00:15:39,895 People do not depend on people who are the L word. 372 00:15:39,895 --> 00:15:41,418 And right now, 373 00:15:41,418 --> 00:15:43,072 there are a lot of people depending on you, mister. 374 00:15:43,072 --> 00:15:45,640 So you find your self-esteem, and we will find that jukebox. 375 00:15:45,640 --> 00:15:48,730 You just have to dig a little deeper. 376 00:15:48,730 --> 00:15:50,166 Is it a speech impediment 377 00:15:50,166 --> 00:15:52,647 that makes you always sound like a greeting card? 378 00:15:52,647 --> 00:15:55,215 No, really, we just have to dig a little deeper. 379 00:15:55,215 --> 00:15:56,303 Huh? 380 00:15:56,303 --> 00:15:58,218 Here we go... 381 00:15:58,218 --> 00:16:00,350 Well, looky-looky. 382 00:16:00,350 --> 00:16:02,483 Ta da! Huh? 383 00:16:02,483 --> 00:16:04,050 Now what do you say 384 00:16:04,050 --> 00:16:06,226 we get a dilapidated Wurlitzer to a homicidal homosexual? 385 00:16:09,577 --> 00:16:11,709 This thing is a piece of shit. 386 00:16:11,709 --> 00:16:14,843 How come that fruit-cup has such a hard-on for it? 387 00:16:17,541 --> 00:16:19,848 It's not worth 40 K. 388 00:16:19,848 --> 00:16:21,850 It's gotta be some kind of scam. 389 00:16:29,727 --> 00:16:31,425 - That shit I said? - Yeah? 390 00:16:31,425 --> 00:16:33,035 Fuck that. 391 00:16:33,035 --> 00:16:35,124 Fitzy's no loser. 392 00:16:35,124 --> 00:16:39,433 I'm a fuckin' genius. 393 00:16:39,433 --> 00:16:41,043 [chuckles] 394 00:16:41,043 --> 00:16:43,611 [loud scream] 395 00:16:43,611 --> 00:16:45,700 Oh, let's see here. 396 00:16:45,700 --> 00:16:48,137 Headlamp, hand-cranked radio/flashlight, 397 00:16:48,137 --> 00:16:50,183 cyanide pills, uh... Glowstick! 398 00:16:50,183 --> 00:16:51,358 It's like a rave in a bucket! 399 00:16:51,358 --> 00:16:54,926 [loud scream] 400 00:16:54,926 --> 00:16:57,059 Ever since I was a little girl 401 00:16:57,059 --> 00:16:59,757 with a doll and a toy stroller, I didn't want kids! 402 00:16:59,757 --> 00:17:01,324 I don't even like kids! 403 00:17:01,324 --> 00:17:02,804 Me neither! 404 00:17:02,804 --> 00:17:04,936 Let's see here, uh... 405 00:17:04,936 --> 00:17:06,416 All right! 406 00:17:06,416 --> 00:17:08,549 Congratulations! 407 00:17:08,549 --> 00:17:09,941 You've just survived an earthquake... 408 00:17:09,941 --> 00:17:11,552 Oh! 409 00:17:11,552 --> 00:17:12,988 God, what was I thinking? 410 00:17:12,988 --> 00:17:15,338 A single thirty-something mother, 411 00:17:15,338 --> 00:17:17,601 no husband, no prospects, 412 00:17:17,601 --> 00:17:19,951 not a single shard of self-respect! 413 00:17:19,951 --> 00:17:21,170 Oh! 414 00:17:21,170 --> 00:17:22,389 I think I can see the baby! 415 00:17:22,389 --> 00:17:23,912 Ha! 416 00:17:23,912 --> 00:17:25,914 He's got short, curly black hair 417 00:17:25,914 --> 00:17:27,959 in the shape of a lightning bolt. 418 00:17:27,959 --> 00:17:29,265 It kind of looks like Harry Potter! 419 00:17:29,265 --> 00:17:31,354 Oh! Okay... 420 00:17:31,354 --> 00:17:33,835 Oh God! Let's see! 421 00:17:33,835 --> 00:17:35,141 [loud whistle] 422 00:17:35,141 --> 00:17:38,666 [screaming] 423 00:17:47,153 --> 00:17:49,459 Ah... 424 00:17:49,459 --> 00:17:50,678 Good. 425 00:17:50,678 --> 00:17:53,246 Very good. 426 00:17:53,246 --> 00:17:54,943 That's it? 427 00:17:54,943 --> 00:17:57,337 All you wanted was some fucking record? 428 00:17:57,337 --> 00:17:59,382 Not just some record... 429 00:17:59,382 --> 00:18:00,992 "The" record! 430 00:18:00,992 --> 00:18:02,690 Bananarama's greatest hit? 431 00:18:02,690 --> 00:18:05,084 Hey, watch your mouth, boy. 432 00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:06,563 You're fucking with an antiques dealer. 433 00:18:06,563 --> 00:18:08,391 A deal's a deal. 434 00:18:08,391 --> 00:18:11,351 And you asked for the Wurlitzer, so... 435 00:18:15,006 --> 00:18:17,487 It's all yours. And it's a bitch to move. 436 00:18:18,880 --> 00:18:21,622 Drive safe, Mr Vasquez. 437 00:18:21,622 --> 00:18:23,232 If you're ever in Miami... 438 00:18:23,232 --> 00:18:24,842 ...stay the fuck away from my shop. 439 00:18:28,585 --> 00:18:30,152 See you later, old man. 440 00:18:30,152 --> 00:18:31,588 I got a kid to make proud. 441 00:18:31,588 --> 00:18:33,938 Not if I get there first. 442 00:18:33,938 --> 00:18:35,766 Hey! We had a fucking deal! 443 00:18:35,766 --> 00:18:37,028 Yeah, that's cheating! 444 00:18:37,028 --> 00:18:38,639 No, it's Fitzpatrick! 445 00:18:39,944 --> 00:18:41,642 $300,000, cash! 446 00:18:41,642 --> 00:18:43,165 Josh has your new identities. 447 00:18:43,165 --> 00:18:44,819 There's a van on the lot, gassed and ready to go. 448 00:18:44,819 --> 00:18:46,821 And by morning, the government will think you're dead. 449 00:18:46,821 --> 00:18:48,214 Hm... 450 00:18:48,214 --> 00:18:49,911 I'm talking real money here. 451 00:18:52,522 --> 00:18:54,045 Give it! 452 00:18:54,045 --> 00:18:54,829 I've got something that'll blow the geezer's offer 453 00:18:54,829 --> 00:18:55,917 out of the water. 454 00:18:55,917 --> 00:18:57,571 Yeah! 455 00:18:57,571 --> 00:18:58,702 Huh? 456 00:19:01,183 --> 00:19:02,837 Give it! 457 00:19:02,837 --> 00:19:05,144 Did you ever hear of the legend of the lost Sinatra single? 458 00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:07,058 - Uh-uh. - Only an idiot has not. 459 00:19:09,409 --> 00:19:10,888 Well here it is. 460 00:19:10,888 --> 00:19:13,891 Frank's lone shot at a rock 'n' roll career reboot. 461 00:19:13,891 --> 00:19:15,763 He only had one single pressed. 462 00:19:15,763 --> 00:19:17,982 Hated it, and had the master tapes destroyed. 463 00:19:17,982 --> 00:19:20,028 But a technician hid the 45 464 00:19:20,028 --> 00:19:22,117 in the one place he knew Frank would never look. 465 00:19:22,117 --> 00:19:24,772 The Wurlitzer! From the Sands! 466 00:19:24,772 --> 00:19:26,426 Motherfucker! You switched it out! 467 00:19:26,426 --> 00:19:27,862 Yeah. 468 00:19:32,083 --> 00:19:33,520 [snickering] 469 00:19:33,520 --> 00:19:34,912 [whispering] This is wrong. 470 00:19:34,912 --> 00:19:36,044 If we continue this lie, 471 00:19:36,044 --> 00:19:37,219 we are no better than they are. 472 00:19:37,219 --> 00:19:38,786 Of course we are. Lie! Lie! 473 00:19:43,138 --> 00:19:45,445 The only way you could beat the highest bidder, 474 00:19:45,445 --> 00:19:47,664 is by combining your offers. 475 00:19:51,015 --> 00:19:54,105 In business with him? No fucking way! 476 00:19:54,105 --> 00:19:55,759 [gasp] Richard! 477 00:19:55,759 --> 00:19:58,632 This is fate giving you a chance! 478 00:19:58,632 --> 00:20:00,634 Look, for the sake of your child, 479 00:20:00,634 --> 00:20:02,113 and your grandchild - 480 00:20:02,113 --> 00:20:04,246 I implore you as father and son, 481 00:20:04,246 --> 00:20:05,682 and mentor and servant, 482 00:20:05,682 --> 00:20:07,728 to finally bury this hatchet! 483 00:20:07,728 --> 00:20:09,077 To work together! 484 00:20:09,077 --> 00:20:11,471 To carry on tradition! 485 00:20:11,471 --> 00:20:13,473 To shut me up! 486 00:20:15,301 --> 00:20:16,302 - Deal. - Deal. 487 00:20:17,694 --> 00:20:18,956 I'll handle the paperwork! 488 00:20:18,956 --> 00:20:20,219 You've got a baby on the way, buddy. 489 00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:22,177 Nice. 490 00:20:28,401 --> 00:20:30,054 Motherfucker! 491 00:20:30,054 --> 00:20:32,013 Somebody buy me a drink! 492 00:20:32,013 --> 00:20:33,841 [screaming] 493 00:20:33,841 --> 00:20:35,321 There's a mirror! Do you want to see? 494 00:20:35,321 --> 00:20:36,844 Oh, for the love of God, no! 495 00:20:36,844 --> 00:20:38,062 All right, I did it! 496 00:20:38,062 --> 00:20:39,412 I own this place now! 497 00:20:39,412 --> 00:20:41,196 Fitzy's no loser. I got this. 498 00:20:41,196 --> 00:20:43,285 No, don't leave me alone with him! 499 00:20:43,285 --> 00:20:44,852 Oh! 500 00:20:44,852 --> 00:20:46,462 I don't care what you own! 501 00:20:46,462 --> 00:20:49,378 You are the last person I want down there! 502 00:20:49,378 --> 00:20:51,772 This isn't my first pilgrimage to your promise land, baby. 503 00:20:51,772 --> 00:20:53,904 Now, you do what you gotta do. 504 00:20:53,904 --> 00:20:56,429 [screaming] 505 00:20:56,429 --> 00:21:00,128 Oh! 506 00:21:00,128 --> 00:21:01,695 You did this to me, you son of a bitch! 507 00:21:01,695 --> 00:21:03,436 I will kill you for this! 508 00:21:03,436 --> 00:21:04,828 Yeah, anytime now. 509 00:21:04,828 --> 00:21:07,483 Oh! 510 00:21:07,483 --> 00:21:08,702 I will cut off a limb 511 00:21:08,702 --> 00:21:11,531 for every stretchmark you gave me! 512 00:21:11,531 --> 00:21:12,836 That's good! Good hustle! 513 00:21:12,836 --> 00:21:15,230 Come on now! Come on, one more! 514 00:21:15,230 --> 00:21:17,101 [scream] 515 00:21:17,101 --> 00:21:19,669 I will shove a cinderblock up your asshole 516 00:21:19,669 --> 00:21:23,804 and make you shit it out! 517 00:21:30,158 --> 00:21:33,727 Is it a boy or a girl? 518 00:21:38,601 --> 00:21:40,690 Hey... 519 00:21:43,345 --> 00:21:45,826 He's a Fitzpatrick. 520 00:21:45,826 --> 00:21:47,567 Awesome. 521 00:21:47,567 --> 00:21:49,569 - Hey buddy. - Oh fuck... 522 00:21:57,316 --> 00:22:04,018 [baby fussing] 523 00:22:04,018 --> 00:22:06,977 All this time I've been vilifying Fitz, 524 00:22:06,977 --> 00:22:10,067 but at least he's been running around 525 00:22:10,067 --> 00:22:13,723 trying to make you proud. 526 00:22:13,723 --> 00:22:17,336 What have I done? 527 00:22:17,336 --> 00:22:20,948 Besides the biological miracle of growing you inside me... 528 00:22:25,779 --> 00:22:28,085 As per your request, Miss Devon, 529 00:22:28,085 --> 00:22:30,914 a taxi is en route to take you to the hospital. 530 00:22:30,914 --> 00:22:32,655 In the meantime, 531 00:22:32,655 --> 00:22:34,265 Uncle Larry has just the thing 532 00:22:34,265 --> 00:22:36,529 to help get the little guy to sleep. 533 00:22:38,531 --> 00:22:52,936 [baby fussing] 534 00:22:52,936 --> 00:23:07,516 [♪] 535 00:23:07,516 --> 00:23:13,348 Your daddy's not a loser. 536 00:23:13,348 --> 00:23:14,741 I am. 537 00:23:14,741 --> 00:23:19,354 ♪ The summer wind came blowin' in ♪ 538 00:23:19,354 --> 00:23:20,834 ♪ From across the sea 539 00:23:20,834 --> 00:23:22,749 Your passports, birth certificates, 540 00:23:22,749 --> 00:23:25,752 driver's licenses, and library cards. 541 00:23:25,752 --> 00:23:27,536 Oh, and uh... 542 00:23:27,536 --> 00:23:29,320 I got you a little something as well. 543 00:23:31,322 --> 00:23:32,933 - Come on, come on! - Shut up! 544 00:23:32,933 --> 00:23:35,457 - You shut up! - Shut up! 545 00:23:35,457 --> 00:23:37,198 Ruptal, listen... No, don't. 546 00:23:37,198 --> 00:23:39,679 I don't think I could ever forgive your lies, Josh. 547 00:23:41,202 --> 00:23:42,725 I understand. 548 00:23:45,119 --> 00:23:46,468 But, uh... 549 00:23:46,468 --> 00:23:48,557 Craven Moorehead... 550 00:23:48,557 --> 00:23:52,605 ...would like to thank you for saving his life. 551 00:23:52,605 --> 00:23:54,520 Your accent's gettin' pretty good. 552 00:23:54,520 --> 00:23:56,826 You're a good teacher. 553 00:23:59,046 --> 00:24:00,482 [honks horn] 554 00:24:00,482 --> 00:24:02,963 Ah, just so I know... 555 00:24:02,963 --> 00:24:04,443 How will we die? 556 00:24:04,443 --> 00:24:05,879 I don't know yet. 557 00:24:05,879 --> 00:24:08,272 But I do know one thing. 558 00:24:08,272 --> 00:24:11,058 It'll be a death worthy of a friend. 559 00:24:11,058 --> 00:24:14,148 Oh, and, uh... 560 00:24:14,148 --> 00:24:16,367 I'm also gonna need some teeth. 561 00:24:18,457 --> 00:24:20,546 Uh, hi, Ali, it's me. 562 00:24:20,546 --> 00:24:22,156 Uh, listen, 563 00:24:22,156 --> 00:24:23,810 I'm gonna be a little bit late for our future. 564 00:24:23,810 --> 00:24:25,333 Okay? 565 00:24:25,333 --> 00:24:27,466 But everything's gonna be fine. 566 00:24:27,466 --> 00:24:29,119 No matter what you heard. 567 00:24:29,119 --> 00:24:31,992 It's all good. 568 00:24:31,992 --> 00:24:34,995 They're gonna take me to the home world now. 569 00:24:34,995 --> 00:24:37,563 But I'll be back soon, okay? 570 00:24:42,350 --> 00:24:44,265 I'm ready! 571 00:24:44,265 --> 00:25:03,632 [♪] 572 00:25:03,632 --> 00:25:06,374 You need a drink? 573 00:25:06,374 --> 00:25:09,290 Now you're speaking my language. 574 00:25:17,254 --> 00:25:22,172 [baby crying] 575 00:25:22,172 --> 00:25:29,832 [♪] 576 00:25:33,009 --> 00:25:37,361 [electrical buzzing] 577 00:25:37,361 --> 00:25:40,016 Congratulations, Richard, Ken. 578 00:25:40,016 --> 00:25:43,150 A new partnership, and a new Fitzpatrick. 579 00:25:43,150 --> 00:25:46,066 I know your relationship isn't where you want it to be, 580 00:25:46,066 --> 00:25:48,024 but we've got plenty of time to work on that. 581 00:25:48,024 --> 00:25:50,592 Especially if we don't get thrown back into jail 582 00:25:50,592 --> 00:25:52,159 the second we walk out this door. 583 00:25:52,159 --> 00:25:53,464 [chuckles] 584 00:25:53,464 --> 00:25:55,075 [sigh] Ah, cheers. 585 00:25:55,075 --> 00:25:56,685 I get the big office. 586 00:25:56,685 --> 00:25:57,904 Fuck that. 587 00:25:57,904 --> 00:25:59,775 I built that place from the ground up. 588 00:25:59,775 --> 00:26:01,342 The big office is mine. 589 00:26:01,342 --> 00:26:04,998 Actually, it's mine. 590 00:26:08,654 --> 00:26:11,613 A sales contract? 591 00:26:11,613 --> 00:26:12,919 You bought the dealership? 592 00:26:12,919 --> 00:26:14,573 Bullshit. 593 00:26:14,573 --> 00:26:16,923 Where'd you get the scratch to outbid us? 594 00:26:16,923 --> 00:26:19,839 With the money I siphoned from the Ruptals' bank accounts. 595 00:26:19,839 --> 00:26:21,884 Those oblivious idiots. 596 00:26:23,582 --> 00:26:27,020 An unfinished contract means nada, Dot. 597 00:26:27,020 --> 00:26:29,239 Only one signature. 598 00:26:36,769 --> 00:26:38,771 Well... 599 00:26:38,771 --> 00:26:42,383 I still have Elaine's shares... 600 00:26:42,383 --> 00:26:45,081 ...which makes us all partners. 601 00:26:47,431 --> 00:26:48,998 Fuck. 602 00:26:51,566 --> 00:26:54,569 [distant sirens] 603 00:26:54,569 --> 00:26:58,965 Holy coincidence, or what! 604 00:26:58,965 --> 00:27:01,794 Oh... 605 00:27:01,794 --> 00:27:04,231 Rest in peace, my Ruptal brother. 606 00:27:04,231 --> 00:27:05,449 [kisses] 607 00:27:20,290 --> 00:27:21,814 Larry, tell me 608 00:27:21,814 --> 00:27:23,642 you've been keeping up our insurance premiums. 609 00:27:23,642 --> 00:27:25,034 You know it, buddy. 610 00:27:28,081 --> 00:27:31,127 With that money, we can build a place twice this size. 611 00:27:31,127 --> 00:27:33,695 Yeah... 612 00:27:33,695 --> 00:27:37,438 Once again, everything works out for good old Fitzy. 613 00:27:37,438 --> 00:27:39,614 Ring a ding ding. 614 00:27:39,614 --> 00:27:41,311 Rat bastard. 615 00:27:41,311 --> 00:27:42,835 Motherfucker. 616 00:27:44,750 --> 00:27:47,187 Burn, baby, burn. 617 00:27:47,187 --> 00:27:48,884 Yeah. 618 00:27:48,884 --> 00:27:54,368 [laughs] 619 00:27:56,718 --> 00:28:01,854 [baby fussing]